Breaking up with you boyfriend every other month isn’t having a “stable” relationship. People in stable relationships can work things out with out breaking up every month. 

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un-finishedhuman:
Tayler is trying her hardest I dont see why its so damn necesarry to point out her mistakes at least she's trying. your a mon you of all people should know its not always easy!

You’re right I do understand how hard it is, but that doesn’t mean I will support or agree everything she does. 

erikaplustwo:

Harry Potter and the Pornographer’s Bone.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen.
Harry Potter and the Butt Pirates of Azkaban.
Harry Potter and the Piss of Fire.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Drippy Dick.
Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Hooker
Harry Potter and the Deathly Dildo

Reblog if I just ruined your childhood. ^_^

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voiceofbassclef:

barackobama:

Sami’s reasons.

I’ve been without health insurance. It’s why I have severe nerve damage and why I couldn’t get rid of mono. Why the Fibromyalgia wasn’t discovered earlier. 

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voiceofbassclef:

barackobama:

Sami’s reasons.

I’ve been without health insurance. It’s why I have severe nerve damage and why I couldn’t get rid of mono. Why the Fibromyalgia wasn’t discovered earlier. 

Things I Say While Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE IDIOT LIGHT ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/